Tuesday, July 10, 2007

'nuff said

HARRY POTTER. SOON. JOYGASM.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Ah, it's been a while since I've written anything in this blog, or any blog for that matter. Life has definitely been hectic lately, in a good way. I guess I'll just type everything on my mind...

First of all and most importantly, Lisa, Adriana, and I. We will be a real family come the end of July. That's right, I am getting married to an amazing woman who will soon be named Lisa Murphy. Our little sugar cube, Adriana, will soon be adopted. Bachelor party Saturday, July 14th, 2007, at The Bar, on the lovely island of Okinawa, Japan. Come one, come all, if you are on Okinawa during that day.

Perhaps this should be the most important (don't hate, Lisa), but Billy Corgan is going to be in Guitar Hero III! Yes, that's right, The Smashing Pumpkins will be in the next installation of my addiction. The song? Cherub Rock, off of Siamese Dream. Not too shabby! I would like to have Silverfuck or Geek USA instead, or maybe even Rhinoceros, but hey, whatev, I'm still excited.

Speaking of my Pumpkins, I'm kind of annoyed at the internets. First off, let it be known that I've been an avid fan of Billy and the Orange Fruit/Veggie Things for quite some time, since 1989. Well, as some of you might know, Billy is back with SP and a new single, Tarantula. It is to be expected that some excitement should envelope their comeback; HOWEVER! Do not be a douche and jump on the band wagon that you've been their biggest fan since Gish! These people are most likely 14 year olds that listened to 1979 last year or something. Hell, when that album was released, they would have been 2! I'm really not vexed by the fact that they are lying, I'm pissed that they are lying about liking MY favorite band! Argh, silly emo kids.

For all of you Rhode Island kiddies, I shall be on the peninsula July 16th... so get ready to greet me with cards conveniently filled with lovely green backs. Also, I will have use of my Mazda so Boston will be one of my destinations. I'm a bit different than most of you may have remembered so be prepared.

Oh, speaking of Guitar Hero, I hereby challenge anyone to a friendly game of me kicking your ass. Seriously, I am holding an international competition. Why do I feel that I rock so much? I recently completed "Jordan" by Buckethead on Expert with a 97%. Hey! You! Pick your jaw up from the ground this very instant! See? I rock. Word.

Guitar Hero III has online play. So the recently mentioned international competition? Access: Granted.

More to come soon... I must go destroy some previous Guitar Hero scores. Oh, and the name of my band? The Rock Horror Show.