People I Am Not, Vol. II
Who:
Michael Murphy, esteemed winner of the Woodruff School Outstanding Achievement Award for Classified Employees for fall quarter 1994 and spring quarter 1997.
Why I Am Not Him:
The hair. I do not "oversee the capital assets program, manage phone operations and building access, keys, electronic card entry systems and security systems" or any other janitorial task for Georgia Tech. My personal profile is longer than 75 words. I have never worn a shirt as horrendous as his. My nose may be bigger. For God's sake, the hair!
Who:Michael Murphy, esteemed winner of the Woodruff School Outstanding Achievement Award for Classified Employees for fall quarter 1994 and spring quarter 1997.
Why I Am Not Him:
The hair. I do not "oversee the capital assets program, manage phone operations and building access, keys, electronic card entry systems and security systems" or any other janitorial task for Georgia Tech. My personal profile is longer than 75 words. I have never worn a shirt as horrendous as his. My nose may be bigger. For God's sake, the hair!
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