Unmaskable With [old spice and whiskey]

Dear Unfaithful Readers of Always Up Or Down [never down and out],

I have been on a hiatus for quite a few weeks due to my move to Japan, being home on vacation, and general lack of a computer. Updates will start again once I get to my destination (Feb 9th). [Take care.] [See you again!]

-AUOD[ndao]

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No. Friggin. Way.

I'm on a video posting binge lately. This is one of My Chemical Romance's better songs, from their first album. The video, however, was made by a very talented (and Sims obsessed) YouTuber. He takes elements from all aspects of The Sims 2 and creates an amazing music video. Check it out.

We Could Just [pretend]

Now this is going to sound incredibly dorky, but this video makes me think. A lot. -- Mainstream TBS is alright IMO; I like them to a degree, but not as much as I did a few years ago. That being said, this video is amazing. For some reason it makes me think about how truly beautiful life can be. The transition from death and destruction to love and life hits me pretty hard, which is pretty amazing considering my soul is already in hell (fucker keeps annoying me with, "when are you getting here?" and, "they really DO serve beer in hell!"), or so I thought.

Anyways, enjoy the video.

I'll still stick to my stereotypical pop-punker ranting, however; sell outs!

Alligator Love Trap

This most likely won't make any sense to any of you, but this is a part of what my job consists of.

(This is the discrepancy)
WCE EQUIP IN INSP WCESEQ PWC ID WUC/LCN J/F SYM R/I SRD SHOP BY ACTION010 ALMFM A2022 01000 N - AAC NO 3315 COMP 04JAN07NARR: LEFT AMAD UPPER AND LOWER MOUNTS REQUIRE MIC CHECK

(This is what was done to remedy the discrepancy)
DDR# TM CP WUC/LCN AT WD HM UP STRT DATE STOP CS CLB AI CC EMP-# AFSC001 B 0 01000 00 2230 07004 2250 2 1 1C 03315 2A731CORR-ACTION: WITHIN TOLERANCE IAW TO 1F-15C-3-2

(Same thing here)
DDR# TM CP WUC/LCN AT WD HM UP STRT DATE STOP CS CLB AI CC EMP-# AFSC002 B 0 01000 01 1100 07004 1130 1 1 1C 03315 2A731CORR-ACTION: WITHIN TOLLERANCE IAW TO 1F-15C-3-2

***** FORMS ENTRY COMPLETE FOR THIS WCE *****

What am I showing you? Note the second DDR, in which user 03315 uses the word "tollerance." Simple typo, you say? I went and asked the said individual how to spell tolerance. "Are you stupid? It's T-O-L-L-E-R-A-N-C." No "E" at the end. Note as well that the word "tolerance" was visible on the screen as he was typing. Even worse, he spelled it right the first time.

These are the people defending your country.

Feel free to move to Canada, eh?

My ex is an idiot

The following conversation just took place before I came to work via text message. Be warned, you might become stupider by reading it (see, I just said stupider; told you so). The only thing I've changed is her grammar and spelling; I'm a bit of a grammar nazi (don't correct my typos or I'll kill you in your sleep).

Ex: Mike, I miss you.
Me: What the hell?
Ex: My boyfriend pushed me today and I fell.
Me: Well then dump his bitch ass!
Ex: Well I can't blame him... he thought I was mad with him because of his LD.
Me: His LD?
Ex: He has a potent case of autism.
Me: Hahaha, you're dating a retard AND he kicked your ass?
Ex: Shut up, he is NOT retarded!
Me: Maybe, but you sure as hell are.

(Not caring that I just called her an idiot, she continues)

Ex: My roommate has Assburgers [seriously, she typed that; it is spelt Asperger's] and is blonde and really dumb, but she has a record deal. Do you want her?
Me: No thanks, I only date normal girls, like the one I am dating now.
Ex: She's a virgin.
Me: What kind of record deal? Does she grunt excessively in tune to the beat?
Ex: No, she sings pop.
Me: Same difference.

(Apparently she doesn't mind that I'm insulting her roommate and continues to try to hook us up... still randomly)

Me: So she'll put out?
Ex: VIRGIN
Ex: But you're hot and smart so you could convince her. By the way she has a boyfriend.
Me: So you want me to run game on a retarded pop singer who is not only a virgin but has a boyfriend?
Ex: She's cute.
Me: You're a moron.
Ex: I miss you.
Me: And I miss slap bracelets. Go away.

There is no God.

Edit: I've been asked when we dated, etc. Ex and I dated when I was in high school, in 2003. We broke up because she cheated on me with her ex.